Curses
- The Curse of the Left is the urge to make themselves feel good; the curse of the Right, the urge to make others feel bad
Celts
- Air in Mayo hazy with smoke while black plumes rise on every horizon: Bonfire Night!
Moonwalkers
- Sure that Keith Richards enjoyed a hearty breakfast this morning: he’s going to outlive us all, you know
- Look out! The Grim Reaper will soon run out of celebs and start picking on you and me.
Television
- Happiness (not so much is but) can be kids in bed and cricket on television.
- watching Springsteen play Glastonbury. Phenomenal set begging the question: has there ever been a better gig anywhere anytime? Maybe not.